Child Abuse Trial: Church-run Residential Facility

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Prosecutors say teenagers were voluntarily sent to the residential facility by parents and were routinely abused there. The facility was associated with Solid Rock Ministries.

“These people hide behind the cross. These people try to portray themselves as ministers, people of God. They know Alabama has separation of church and state, and they know in Alabama if you’re doing it in the name of God, it’s got to be perfectly ok. Cause they will do nothing to protect these children. Nothing,” said retired Prichard Police Captain Charles Kennedy.

More here http://local15tv.com/news/local/workers-at-church-run-residential-facility-on-trial-for-child-abuse

Praying to Elrond Just as Effective

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A woman discovered her grandmother had been praying to a figure of Elrond from Lord of the Rings. She noted “that the prayers were equally as effective.”

More here: http://hellogiggles.com/grandmother-lord-of-the-rings/

Prayer Killed Sick Child

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Religious nutter parents who had “issues going to doctors” chose to pray for their gravely ill son instead of calling the ambulance. So the boy died in a horrific way.

Because Jesus said: all ye who loveth me, let thy children suffer in pain and agony, for that is my Father’s will and idiocy is the glory of His creation.

More here: http://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/sick-boy-dies-after-parents-prayed-for-his-recovery-instead-of-calling-emergency-services-a3433196.html

The Wrong ‘Hail Mary’

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One of the largest Christmas Carol services in Sri Lanka has accidentally printed the lyrics to late rapper Tupac Shakur’s vitriolic banger, Hail Mary, instead of the traditional Catholic prayer.

The extremely wrong – but oh so right – Hail Mary lyrics go like this:

“Now pay attention: bless me please, Father, I’m a ghost.

“In these killing fields, Hail Mary, catch me if I go

“Let’s go deep inside the solitary mind of a madman.

“Screams in the dark, evil lurks, enemies see me flee.

“Activate my hate, let it break to the flame.

“Set trip, empty out my clip, never stop to aim.

“Some say the game is all corrupt and f*cked in this sh*t

“Stuck, n*ggas is lucky if we bust out this sh*t.

“Plus, Mama told me never stop until I bust a nut.

“F*ck the world if they can’t adjust, it’s just as well, Hail Mary.”

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/christmas/christmas-carol-service-accidentally-prints-tupac-shakurs-hail-mary/news-story/3bee56570573804db0511dea5ffe5758

God is not “fat black woman”

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Joe Schimmel, the pastor of Blessed Hope Chapel in Simi Valley, California, told Christian News Network that the “pretentious caricature” of God as a “fat black woman” (his words, not mine) is “dangerous and false.”

Everyone knows the bible and heaven is filed with only white people…

More here:

http://shadowandact.com/2016/12/21/christian-leaders-up-in-arms-over-casting-of-black-woman-as-god-in-upcoming-film-the-shack/

Image via The Shack.

Matthew 19:21

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Via Facebook.

Catholic Priest Forbids Gay Man from Singing at His Grandmother’s Funeral

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“Connor Hakes, a 23-year-old from Indiana, was not permitted to sing at his grandmother’s funeral after the pastor presiding over the service saw a photo of Hakes attending a gay Pride rally.” — https://www.buzzfeed.com/skarlan/a-gay-man-was-not-permitted-to-sing-at-his-grandmothers-fune?utm_term=.tebMmLe15#.br90ylv2g

The priest wrote this in a letter: “Anytime someone sins and then acts in the name of God, it causes scandal. This is the main reason why you cannot (at this time) offer your gifts in service at St. Mary’s,”

So… the catholic church has long protected and enabled child rapists in its ranks. And that’s not sinning then acting in the name of God?!

But of course, hypocrisy is a mainstay of the church. Do what I tell you not what I do. See how wonderful the catholic god’s love is?