Category Archives: Funny

God in Schools will Protect Children from Violence

This is the broken thinking that exposes our children to risk. And it is considered normal, and even lauded as virtuous.

From https://www.facebook.com/Quaker.Joe/

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Children of God: Sex cult extract of Zealot by Jo Thornely

Another wacky-doodle sex cult. Based on the bible of course. Totally unforeseen by the almighty when he wrote his holy book.

It is so clear that everything was shaped by the cult leader’s own desires and biases. Every commandment was for the gratification of the cult leader. Only, as with all religions, these are ascribed to an invisible and absent god. Which somehow legitimizes the behaviours and removes them from scrutiny and criticism.

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/books-magazines/books/children-of-god-bizarre-sex-rules-of-worlds-kinkiest-cult/news-story/04f29d0765b78066b4707b972c6feb03

Shocking video shows pastor beating followers of South Korean cult

Another Christian cult “following” the teachings of the Bible, and beating the sin out of their sheep.

Why is the word of a perfect god so easily and frequently perverted by crazy people?

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/sep/17/shocking-video-shows-pastor-beating-followers-of-south-korean-cult

Pastor Claims He Has Seen Aborted Fetuses Hug Jesus In Heaven

“Gross and insane” about sums this up. Don’t even try and attempt to think through this one. Your brains will fall out.

http://churchandstate.org.uk/2017/02/pastor-claims-he-has-seen-aborted-fetuses-hug-jesus-in-heaven/

Good burns down house but leaves bible intact

This is the sort of weird mental gymnastics many believers engage in when faced with disaster.

Is it a type of pathological optimism?

The desperate avoidance of facing horrible reality lest it challenges their faith? (Think about that, an all- powerful being visiting disaster on relatively helpless creatures to demand their ongoing worship…)

The denial of reality and thus the avoidance of grieving?

The need to maintain the paradox that their god is at-once the epitome of love and also the cause (through direct action or inability/unwillingness to prevent) of all suffering.

How to create inappropriate Pavlovian response to devotional music

Dr Vijay Nath Mishra of Banaras Hindu University (BHU) Institute of Medical Sciences created an app that will play devotional music whenever you try to access porn on your phone or PC.

Just imagine the unwanted Pavlovian response whenever a frequent user is at temple.

Listed to a sample of the music and read more here https://sea.mashable.com/culture/1235/this-man-created-an-app-which-automatically-plays-devotional