Category Archives: Funny

How to create inappropriate Pavlovian response to devotional music

Dr Vijay Nath Mishra of Banaras Hindu University (BHU) Institute of Medical Sciences created an app that will play devotional music whenever you try to access porn on your phone or PC.

Just imagine the unwanted Pavlovian response whenever a frequent user is at temple.

Listed to a sample of the music and read more here https://sea.mashable.com/culture/1235/this-man-created-an-app-which-automatically-plays-devotional

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Don’t get naked for sex because Satan, says Islamic scholar

From https://www.facebook.com/Jesus-McChrist-208702085835429/

Bishop enlarges penises by ‘massaging’

Bishop Daniel Obinim has claimed that he can make men’s penises larger by “massaging” men’s groins using his hands. He also said that he can make women’s breasts larger by massaing them, too.

Read more at: https://ascienceenthusiast.com/bishop-says-makes-mens-penises-larger-massaging-hands/

Only Gays engage in Anal & Oral Sex

[Christian extremist Linda] Harvey, president of Mission America, a radical anti-LGBT conservative Christian organization, argues that straight people don’t engage in oral or anal sex

Because teaching children about the reality and diversity of sexual practices, so they can be informed and play safely, is all part of some gay agenda.

Someone had better tell PornHub et al to remove those heterosexual anal and oral sex videos. Cos no one is watching them. Except maybe Linda.

More from http://www.patheos.com/blogs/progressivesecularhumanist/2018/09/christian-extremist-linda-harvey-only-gays-engage-in-anal-or-oral-sex/

Praying to Elrond Just as Effective

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A woman discovered her grandmother had been praying to a figure of Elrond from Lord of the Rings. She noted “that the prayers were equally as effective.”

More here: http://hellogiggles.com/grandmother-lord-of-the-rings/